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Adele Waverly
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GUESS WHO IS PRETTY TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING.

THAT WOULD BE ME, I AM PRETTY TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING.

The name's Charme. I've got a hard head, a soft heart, and enough murderous tendencies to turn me into a serial killer, or at least a supervillain. One of those mad-scientist types. I will create Pokémon just so I can found Team Rocket.

Aaaaanyway I never know what to say in these things. Doesn't matter much anyway, as it stands. If you're trying to look me up, try here, or find my lunaescence, Ophelia Firestorm. I'm not much at what I do, but it happens well enough, and slowly.

man leave me alone it is like three in the morning and i'm ticked off

I dunno if you've noticed, but I'm not much for drawing. And my computer with the scanner is shot to hell anyway, so I'm gonna try to write. Because I am actually okay at that, it is kind of my thing.

Current Residence: Unova, Victory Road, swearing at everything that isn't a Deino
Favourite genre of music: Rock, dance, dance-punk
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: Harley Quinn
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:iconimbatman1313:
imbatman1313 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
okay. i did it. itcan be changed as needed, to make it less lame. enjoy.
:iconawwyeahrayplz:
We don’t know what the hell we’re doing
I don’t think we ever have
We don’t know where we come from
But we were probably grown in a lab
Our name was a stupid notion
Brought on by a craving for sushi
Ukulele is our weapon and we’re the stars of this crappy action movie

Don’t ask us where we get this shit
We’ll tell you we don’t know
Just buckle up and hold on tight
Sit back enjoy the show

CHORUS
Armed with tiny nylon strings
We’ll strangle every living thing
Inanimate if we wanna
Don’t wish us luck
We’ll still fuck up
And only fix it if we’ve gotta
~we’ll tear down the world without even tryin’
Wake up, muthafuckas (or listen up bitches?)
We’re drunken mango
And the fantastic lion! (rawr)

Half the time we don’t know what we’re talking about
We just nerds with a knack for rocking about
The other half of the time is spent
Trying to be superheroes
Kickin’ ass taking names
For all the ones and the zeroes

Don’t ask us why we waste our time
Even we don’t understand
We’ll punch you then we’ll just B.S. a rhyme
Then bugger off ukuleles in hand

(SPOKEN DURING SOME KIND OF UKULELE VAMP)
-hey now don’t even THINK of calling the cops or changing that channel!
-we’ll find you! we know where you live!
-what’s that? You tryin’ to take MY stage? MY stage??? Well, not today, asshole. Not today.

(And then it just gets weird)
Yeah I’ll take your monkey
And feed it to my crocodile
Why no I don’t make any sense
It’s been awhile
Since I showed any kind of sanity
well hell yeah I’d like a llama
and yeah I like profanity
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